Homey say what?

Becca found a small measuring tape in the closet and told me, "I have to measure your elbow to see if you win a prize." She measured it, and found it pleasing, for I was then congratulated on winning a toy bus for my exceptional elbow size.

While playing the alphabet puzzle together today, Rebecca and I were taking turns putting the letters in and saying what words they were in. "V for violin. J is for jam." Rebecca chose 'I' and said, "I is for ice cream." Wanting to see if she could come up with a word that begins with the short 'I' sound, I asked, "What else is I for?"

"Insockulation," she replied.